We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
—Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)

akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao

mellarkish:

"birth control violates religious beliefs" yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state

sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh

NJH